It was given to an unknown knight who lost it while bathing.
The most powerful of all, a purple thong intended to make it's wearer bring justice to those who needed it. The first to be destroyed in The Fires of Bacon by Deathspank. Destroyed in The Fires of Bacon by Deathspank.Ī green thong intended to make it's wearer bring peace to the world. Destroyed in The Fires of Bacon by Deathspank.Ī red thong intended to make it's wearer spread sharing and giving. Destroyed in The Fires of Bacon by Deathspank.Ī white thong intended to to give it's wearer great knowledge of cooking. It was given to Mother Mary Josephine Teresa. The last to be destroyed in The Fires of Bacon by Deathspank.Ī pink thong intended to make it's wearer heal the sick and dying.
All except for DeathSpank have the title of "ThongLord".Ī yellow thong intended to make it's wearer fearless and brave. The wearers of the Thongs of Virute are known as the ThongLords. The granddaugther of the blacksmith, Sandy Bravitor, dedicated her life to finding all the thongs and destroying them in the remaining Fires of Bacon. They were given to six special people to achieve certain goals, however, due to the incompleteness of the thongs, the wearers intentionally good thoughts because corrupt and warped, murdering hundreds of people. However, due to meddling upper management, only six of the nine thongs were created. And there’s more! DeathSpank does not fight alone but with the amazingly cool Ninja Steve Greedy (a Ninja named Steve, I know, I know! Don’t we ever stop?) letting your real-life flesh friends play alongside you in two-player local co-op as DeathSpank quests for the six Thongs of Virtue! DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue is the high quality, low priced romp for XBLA/PSN that’s less filling than the other brands, and tastes great.Created by Ron Gilbert, the legendary mind behind Monkey Island, DeathSpank is the rarest of the rare: an honestly funny, fun video game.A master blacksmith began to create six special thongs in the Fires of Bacon in order for their wearers to restore the world to what it once was. The action is easily accessible for short bursts of unsupervised fun, but the story is revealed over ten to fifteen hours of gameplay. What the hell is wrong with you people? Don’t JUDGE HIM!ĭeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue is filled to bursting with hundreds of weapons, armor sets, witty dialog, improbable scenarios, unexpected villains, and challenging bosses. It’s like, he’s a well rounded character not content with just smashing and stabbing things, he needs to think too, you know? He has feelings. With all the hacking and the slashing, DeathSpank makes some time on the side to explore his puzzle solving hobby.
We say this along with other, less printable things, of course, but the jist is there. Internally we say it’s what would happen if you put those two games in a sack with a Mad Magazine joke collection and let them fight it out Thunderdome-style. In press releases we say DeathSpank is Monkey Island meets Diablo, a hack and slash action RPG set on a massive, dangerous, world shaped like an Edison Gramaphone Cylinder. But then again, we like to think a lot of things. We like to think DeathSpank is jam-packed of what is missing in video games - story, solid gameplay, and (intentional) humor. Now that the palate is cleansed, let’s consider DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue, created by Ron Gilbert, the legendary mind behind Monkey Island. Once in a lifetime a piece of entertainment can transcend its medium and reach out to the world in new and exciting ways making people stop, think and expand their definition of art. Everything You Need to Know About DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue
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